I hopped into a coffee shop
And then my jaw dropped in shock when
I saw a girl who had cool pants
They made me want to dance
I started to advance to tell her until I heard a little voice say stop
You’re gonna make it weird for everyone in here
And you’re gonna break her flow
So you better just not
I said you’re really dumb
And then she looked up and thought that I was telling her that she was really dumb
I started to explain
And then I said I love your pants and I was previously talking to my brain
She said I understand
I made this pair of pants by hand and I believe that it is time for us to dance
And that is what we did
We had a great time and all because I’d given a stranger a compliment